I was working last night, when I realized
I should probably try to be better disguised.
I’d assumed everyone was tucked up in bed,
But a little bloke popped up and saw me and said
“If you’re the tooth fairy, why are you so hairy?
And is that a tooth?” I told him the truth:
“Yes,” I said plainly, “this is (name)’s molar,
And I’m disguised as a bear, specifically polar.”